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vastderp:

nalunani:

gemiblu:

crateshya:

arctic-dreams:

vastderp:

THAT IS NOT A CAT

THAT IS A SQUEAK TOY

NO REAL ANIMAL MAKES A SOUND THAT PRECIOUS 

AHH CUTEST THING EVER

I LOVE BABY CHEETAHS THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER

TAKE ALL MY MAN CARDS FOR I HAVE SQUEALED LIKE A BITCH

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A BABY CHEETAH

Due to a series of very unfortunate social misconstructions and one very bungled conversation at the AUSM office, she’s my autism service dog. I didn’t realize she was endangered due to the severity of my neurological condition (which is why I needed a service dog!), and now she’s too big to keep in her original bird cage so I’m thinking about maybe giving her my bedroom and sleeping on the couch.



gamermatty936:

the cat looks so ashamed to have gone along with this
Guy: high five
Cat: …
Cat:…
Cat: *sighs* fiiiine

gamermatty936:

the cat looks so ashamed to have gone along with this

Guy: high five

Cat: …

Cat:…

Cat: *sighs* fiiiine



Vent :c

I came to Sweden to visit my grandmother and grandfather, not to be fucking creeped on. All I did was ask you to help me with a phone card to call my boyfriend cause I can’t read Swedish. My grandmother thought you were really nice so she invited you to her apartment so we could all become friends especially since she felt sympathetic for you cause you live alone. After my family treats you so well and you know I’m 17 and you’re fucking 30 years old you still asked me if you could kiss me and tried to, you’re fucking lucky I only shoved you to the side into a wall instead of punching you in the face. I’m 13 years younger then you. What the hell is your problem, you nasty creepy ass mother fucking pedophile. ==”pmo.




I suck at keeping in contact with people even if I like them



mojosodope178:

Acoustic Levitation

Using sound waves to levitate individual droplets of solutions containing pharmaceutical drugs and drying them in mid-air.

i have such a nerd boner right now got damn



timothydelaghetto:

chriscaoo:

the-absolute-best-posts:

“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”

haha.. awesome. 



elemperor:

dirkstriderbitch:

schweigie:

hiddenjumprope:


In an old house in Paris, all covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.

Things I never noticed till now: Madeline is brushing her teeth side to side.

madeline was a little rebel 

Madeline was a bad bitch

Madeline can get it

elemperor:

dirkstriderbitch:

schweigie:

hiddenjumprope:

In an old house in Paris, all covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.

Things I never noticed till now: Madeline is brushing her teeth side to side.

madeline was a little rebel 

Madeline was a bad bitch

Madeline can get it




kimberlyluii-6o4:

Q’d

omg droool * 

kimberlyluii-6o4:

Q’d

omg droool * 





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