THAT IS NOT A CAT
THAT IS A SQUEAK TOY
NO REAL ANIMAL MAKES A SOUND THAT PRECIOUS
AHH CUTEST THING EVER
I LOVE BABY CHEETAHS THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER
TAKE ALL MY MAN CARDS FOR I HAVE SQUEALED LIKE A BITCH
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A BABY CHEETAH
Due to a series of very unfortunate social misconstructions and one very bungled conversation at the AUSM office, she’s my autism service dog. I didn’t realize she was endangered due to the severity of my neurological condition (which is why I needed a service dog!), and now she’s too big to keep in her original bird cage so I’m thinking about maybe giving her my bedroom and sleeping on the couch.